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oneman
Posted: Tuesday, January 16 2007, 12:03 pm


oneman
Posted: Tuesday, January 16 2007, 12:01 pm
Here's to coconut filled year in 2007!

oneman
Posted: Tuesday, January 2 2007, 8:44 am
ive entered the coconut!

monster
Posted: Friday, October 13 2006, 2:16 am
man...if i knew every answer to those star trek questions i would also know it was time to get off of my ass, take off the spok ears and get a life =>

ac1dr41n
Posted: Friday, September 1 2006, 10:43 am
04.21.2006 
BREAKING NEWS: J.J. Abrams to Produce/Direct "Trek XI"


J.J. Abrams, producer of hit shows Lost and Alias, as well as director of the upcoming Paramount film "Mission: Impossible III," is slated to produce and direct the next Star Trek feature, according to today's Daily Variety and sources at Paramount Pictures. There is no title as yet for the new movie, but it will be the eleventh in the franchise. (Until a title is selected, we will usually refer to the project as simply "Star Trek XI.") 
Although there isn't an official Paramount press release announcing the movie, it is a confirmed project under development with a 2008 release date targeted. Word about the Abrams project surfaced this morning in the daily trade paper. He will be writing the script with Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, who penned "M:i:III." STARTREK.COM will keep you up to date on all official statements as they are released.

The proposed story will focus on the early days of James T. Kirk and Spock, including their first meeting at Starfleet Academy and their first mission in space. 

Abrams' producing partners from Lost, Damon Lindelof and Bryan Burk, are cited as being producers on "Trek XI." This project is separate from the previously rumored script developed by Eric Jendresen and overseen by Rick Berman. The former Star Trek producer is not involved in this project.

tannnner
Posted: Wednesday, April 26 2006, 11:30 pm
1. Who is captain of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D? (1pt.)
a. James T. Kirk
b. Jean-Luc Picard
c. Kathryn Janeway
d. Jonathan Archer

2. Who is first officer of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D? (1pt.)
     a. Jean-Luc Picard
     b. Geordi La Forge
     c. William Riker
     d. Data

3. Who is science officer of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D? (1pt.)
     a. Worf
     b. Data
     c. Wesley Crusher
     d. Geordi La Forge

4. Who was Chief of Security officer on the Enterprise NCC-1701-D for the first half of season one? (1pt.)
     a. Worf
     b. Miles O’Brien
     c. Data
     d. Tasha Yar

5. Who was Chief of Security officer for the Enterprise NCC-1701-D for all seasons except season one? (1pt.)
     a. Worf
     b. Miles O’Brien
     c. Data
     d. Tasha Yar

6. Who was Chief Engineer of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D for seasons two- seven? (1pt.)
     a. Data
     b. Geordi La Forge
     c. Wesley Crusher
     d. Montgomery Scott

7. Who was the Chief Medical officer of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D for all seasons except season 2? (1pt.)
     a. The Doctor
     b. Dr. Beverly Crusher
     c. Dr. Katherine Pulaski
     d. Dr. Leonard McCoy

8. Who was Chief Medical officer for season 2? (1pt.)
     a. The Doctor
     b. Dr. Beverly Crusher
     c. Dr. Katherine Pulaski
     d. Dr. Leonard McCoy

9. Who was counselor for the Enterprise NCC-1701-D? (1pt.)
     a. Beverly Crusher
     b. Tosha Yar
     c. Guinan
     d. Deanna Troi

10. Who served on the Enterprise NCC-1701-D as an acting ensign, and was later field promoted to full ensign by the Captain? (1pt.)
     a. Alexander son of Worf
     b. Ro Lauren
     c. Wesley Crusher
     d. Lal

11. A waiter in 10-Forward, and who sometimes played poker with the Senior officers. (1pt.)
     a. Hugh
     b. Ben
     c. Ro Lauren
     d. Q

12. Who was Worf’s father? (2pts.)
     a. Gowron
     b. Kurn
     c. Klag
     d. Mogh

13. This person was grounds keeper for Starfleet Academy and a personal mentor for Jean-Luc Picard. (1pt.)
     a. Barclay
     b. Janeway
     c. Boothby
     d. Kurland


14. This robotics scientist secretly downloaded his brain into Data’s body. (2pts.)
     a. Dr. Ira Graves
     b. Dr. Paul Menheim
     c. Dr. Noonian Soong
     d. Dr. Beverly Crusher

15. Name given to Data by inhabitants of Barkon IV when his memory was lost while he was retrieving a federation deep space probe that had crashed on the planet. (2pts.)
     a. Gerald
     b. Mordock
     c. Jayden
     d. Graves

16. Worf’s Klingon brother. (2pts.)
     a. Kurn
     b. Kahless
     c. Mogh
     d. Duras

17. A Borg drone that was rescued by the crew of the Enterprise-D, and eventually had his individuality restored. (1pt.)
     a. Locutus
     b. Hugh
     c. 7 of 9
     d. Kyle

18. A holographic woman created by the Binars to distract Commander Riker. (1pt.)
     a. Salia
     b. Keiko
     c. Vash
     d. Minuet

19. Data’s daughter. (1pt.)
     a. Salia
     b. Sal
     c. Hope
     d. Lal

20. Commander who specializes in robotics who wanted to dismantle Data in order to learn how to make more positronic brains. (1pt.)
     a. Travis McDowell
     b. David Maddox
     c. Robert Quinn
     d. Noonian Soong


21. Who married Chief O’Brian? (1pt.)
     a. Keiko
     b. Minuet
     c. D’Sora
     d. Lwaxana

22. A temporal scientist who caused time anomalies throughout several sectors. (3pts.)
     a. Dr. Paul Menheim
     b. Dr. Robert Barry
     c. Dr. Kolian Durst
     d. Dr. Travis McDowell

23. Representative on the Klingon High Counsel who covered up his fathers treachery in the Romulan Massacre of the Khitomer outpost, and who was killed in a fight by Worf. (1pt.)
     a. Mogn
     b. Kurn
     c. K’mpec
     d. Duras

24. Who was given bridge command while all senior officers were attending a memorial service for Geordi La Forge and Lauren Ro. (3pts.)
     a. Ensign Nash
     b. Ensign Seto
     c. Ensign McDowell
     d. Ensign Sandler

25. A Benzite who befriended Wesley Crusher during the Starfleet entrance exams. (2pts.)
     a. Benzar
     b. Mordock
     c. Trillia
     d. Darmok

26. Who is Picard’s brother? (2pts.)
     a. Kyle Picard
     b. Timothy Picard
     c. Rene Picard
     d. Robert Picard





27. The omnipotent entity that pestered the crew of the Enterprise-D throughout the series. (1pt.)
     a. N
     b. O
     c. P
     d. Q

28. A renowned, deaf mediator who uses a “chorus” of aids to communicate. (2pts.)
     a. Reba
     b. Sabin
     c. Riva
     d. Tarses

29. Former Chancellor of the Klingon High Council, but was poisoned by Duras. (3pts.)
     a. K’mpec
     b. K’Temok
     c. Kahless
     d. Karnas

30. Who alerted Picard of what he thought was a Starfleet invasion by an outside force? (2pts.)
     a. Admiral Gregory Quinn
     b. Captain Morgan Bateson
     c. Admiral Hayes
     d. Admiral Haden

31. Who is Riker’s father? (1pt.)
     a. Thomas Riker
     b. William Riker
     c. Kyle Riker
     d. Logan Riker

32. Who was the shapeshifter who came about the Enterprise-D and became Wesley Crusher’s first love? (2pts.)
     a. Elizabeth
     b. Salia
     c. Isabella
     d. Kestra

33. Creator of Data. (1pt.)
     a. Dr. Ira Graves
     b. Dr. Noonian Soong
     c. Dr. Ja’Dar
     d. Dr. Gul Lemec


34. Leader of the Klingon Empire after Duras was killed. (2pts.)
     a. Kahless
     b. Klag
     c. Gowron
     d. Kurn

35. Lifeform with the ability to focus time and space, and who later took Wesley Crusher into a new plane of reality. (1pt)
     a. The Travelor
     b. Professor Xavier
     c. The Caretaker
     d. Q

36. Engineering officer who often spent time on the holodeck living out fantasies, and who often stuttered. (1pt.)
     a. Geordi La Forge
     b. Miles O’Brien
     c. Ensign Seto
     d. Reginald Barclay

37. Legendary Klingon figure who founded the Empire and created the Klingon standards of honor and conduct. (1pt.)
     a. Gowron
     b. Kahless
     c. Kurn
     d. K’mpec

38. Who is Deanna’s mother? (1pt.)
     a. Beverly
     b. Lwaxana
     c. Shara
     d. T’pol

39. Who is Data’s brother? (1pt.)
     a. B2
     b. Hugh
     c. Lore
     d. Khan

40. Klingon who befriend Riker while Riker was on a Klingon ship for the officer exchange program. (3pts.)
     a. Gorn
     b. Klag
     c. K’Nog
     d. D’Nort

41. Cardassian officer who was in charge of capturing Picard and torturing him. (3pts.)
     a. Gul Macet
     b. Gul Lemec
     c. Gul Madrid
     d. Gul Letek

42. Young girl who, while onboard the Enterprise-D, found out that her parents were Q-entities, and that she posses the powers of the Q as well. (3pts.)
     a. Amanda Rogers
     b. Kristen Stewart
     c. Megan Louis
     d. Janet Cook

43. Who is Worf’s human brother. (2pts.)
     a. Leonard
     b. Patrick
     c. Nikolai
     d. Roman

44. The creature responsible for killing Tasha Yar is know as? (2pts.)
     a. Thanos
     b. Argos
     c. Armus
     d. Thamus

45. When Keiko has her first baby, who helps deliver it? (1pt)
     a. Data
     b. Beverly
     c. O’Brien
     d. Worf

46. Who is the nurse who helps Dr. Crusher in sick bay? (1pt)
     a. Ogawa
     b. Melina
     c. Pulaski
     d. Paris

47. What is Data’s cat’s name? (1pt)
     a. Spot
     b. Star
     c. Spock
     d. Snoogles




48. Who did Data serve as “father of the bride” for? (1pt)
     a. Beverly
     b. Deanna
     c. Tasha
     d. Keiko

49. When Data starts to experiment with dreams, he unfortunately has nightmares instead. In Data’s nightmares, who appeared as a cake? (2pts.)
     a. Picard
     b. Troi
     c. Spot
     d. Geordi

50. Which of the following did Picard NOT have a romance with? (3pts.)
     a. Janice Menheim
     b. Vash
     c. Neela Daren
     d. Philippa Louvois

51. In “All Good Things…”, who was Picard married to (but then divorced)? (1pt)
     a. Beverly Crusher
     b. Janice Menheim
     c. Minuet
     d. Deanna Troi

52. What Ferengi lost a son when Picard destroyed a Ferengi vessel during the battle of Maxia? (3pts.)
     a. Rata
     b. Kazago
     c. DaiMon Tog
     d. DaiMon Bok

53. Which crewmember did Q temporarily grant omnipotent powers to? (1pt)
     a. Picard
     b. Riker
     c. Data
     d. Worf

54. What Starfleet officer took an illegal drug to reverse his natural ageing, and caused himself to “grow” younger at an accelerated rate? (3pts.)
     a. Commander Quinteros
     b. Lt. Stewart Whalen
     c. Admiral Mark Jameson
     d. Karnas


55. What Starfleet officer was sent to the Enterprise-D to conduct a rigorous investigation in which the purpose of the investigation was not revealed to the crew or to the captain? (2pts.)
     a. Lt. Commander Jake Kurland
     b. Tac Officer Chang
     c. Admiral Gregory Quinn
     c. Lt. Commander Dexter Remmick

56. Captain Picard met with three other Captains who were concerned that a mysterious force was planning to take over the federation. Which of the following was NOT one of those captains? (3pts.)
     a. Captain Savar
     b. Captain Rixx
     c. Captain Scott
     d. Captain Keel

57. The first Romulan to ever confront Picard and the crew in the Neutral Zone. (2pts.)
     a. Thei
     b. Tebok
     c. Vultar
     d. K’mpec

58. What holodeck character did the computer give knowledge to about the real world in order to create an opponent capable of defeating Data? (1pt)
     a. Einstein
     b. Lestrade
     c. Moriarty
     d. Dixon Hill

59. Who told the computer to create an opponent worthy of facing Data? (2pts.)
     a. Data
     b. Geordi
     c. Pulaski
     d. O’Brien

60. Fill in the blank with the characters name. The Outrageous _______. (1pt)
     a. Ordan
     b. Orwell
     c. Okona
     d. O’Malley




61. What is the name of the alien life form Data was communicating with via radio waves, and whose planet was in danger of being destroyed by seismic instabilities? (3pts.) 
     a. Zortal
     b. Jaden
     c. Hidebrant
     d. Sarjenka

62. Who has an artificial heart? (1pt)
     a. Picard
     b. Riker
     c. Beverly
     d. Deanna

63. A Romulan defector that warned Picard of a Romulan base that was built in the Neutral zone as a base to start a catastrophic Romulan/Federation war. (3pts.)
     a. Jarok
     b. Tomalak
     c. Patahk
     d. Bochra

64. What is the name given to Picard once he was assimilated? (1pt)
     a. Lotractus
     b. Loreditus
     c. Locutus
     d. Lovectus

65. When Beverly Crusher is trapped in a warp bubble, people start to vanish from existence. Who is the last person left in the warp bubble universe with Beverly? (2pts.)
     a. Wesley
     b. Picard
     c. Worf
     d. Ogawa

66. Who is Tasha Yar’s sister? (3pts.)
     a. Natalie
     b. Horisha
     c. Ishara
     d. Razofa

67. What is the name of Rikers’s son in the illusion created by the life form Barath? (2pts.)
     a. Ethan
     b. Nathan
     c. Jean-Luc
     d. Thomas
68. A Romulan spy who posed as a Vulcan ambassador and used the Enterprise to secretly smuggle herself back to Romulan territory. (3pts.)
     a. T’Rel
     b. K’Hesh
     c. M’Narash
     d. T’Pel

68. A Federation captain who went renegade and began attacking Cardassian ships, believing that the Cardassians were planning a war against the Federation. (3pts.)
     a. Captain Benjamin Maxwell
     b. Captain James Ford
     c. Captain Walker Hancock
     d. Captain Daniel Clarke

69. What is the name of the Ventaxian mythological creature who returned due a thousand year old contract? (3pts.)
     a. Armus
     a. Ardra
     b. Jared
     c. Lazebnik

70. Who is the woman who designed the Enterprise-D’s engine, and who Geordi considered the woman of his dreams? (2pts.)
     a. Leah Brahms
     b. Audrey Estevez
     c. Susan Hurley
     d. Neela Daren

71. What crewmember took control of the Enterprise from the holodeck using a device that linked his brain with the computer? (2pts.)
     a. Geordi
     b. Barclay
     c. Wesley
     d. Picard

72.  When Picard assumed the role of Robin Hood in a non-reality world created by Q, who played the role of Maid Marian? (2pts.)
     a. Deanna
     b. Beverly
     c. Vash
     d. Minuet





73. Who played the role of the Sheriff of Nottingham? (1pt)
     a. Worf
     b. Data
     c. Riker
     d. Q

74. Who is Lwaxana Troi’s assistant? (2pts.)
     a. Timicin
     b. B’Tardat
     c. Mr. Homn
     d. Dara

75. Who was abducted by Romulans and brainwashed, or “programmed,” to assassinate Vahn, a Klingon governor of Krios? (2pts.)
     a. Picard
     b. Riker
     c. Geordi
     d. Deanna

76. What crewmember did Data pursue a romantic relationship with? (2pts.)
     a. Beverly Crusher
     b. Jenna D’Sora
     c. Sito Jax
     d. Beverly Soto


tannnner
Posted: Saturday, April 8 2006, 2:03 am
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oneman
Posted: Sunday, February 26 2006, 2:58 am
this made me laugh, someone sent it to me (complete w/ picture) to my email.
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ben
Posted: Wednesday, February 22 2006, 1:14 pm
http://www.coconutfunworld.com/blog.php?auth=54&page=1&post=26

This coconut milk is making stuff slip.

oneman
Posted: Tuesday, February 21 2006, 6:23 am
http://www.coconutfunworld.com/uservideo/krad-coconut.mp3

oneman
Posted: Tuesday, February 21 2006, 6:10 am
buy my sony handycam on ebay

tannnner
Posted: Tuesday, February 21 2006, 12:17 am
I present to you, bdawgdancegrooves.com



ben
Posted: Saturday, February 11 2006, 4:05 pm
A great advance has occured in the field of artificial intelligence. A computer has been programmed to predict your actions, and has proven itself able to do so with amazing accuracy. You have put it through many difficult and devious tests, yet it has always been correct in its predictions. A certain multibillionaire with a twisted sense of humor has decided to reward you for your great discovery. He takes you into a room with two boxes and tells you that box A contains $10,000 while box B either contains nothing, or a certified check for 1 billion dollars. You will be allowed to open exactly one box and keep it contents. The catch is this: Earlier, your program was asked what you would do. If the computer predicted you would open box A, then the 1 billion dollar check was placed in box B. If the computer predicted you would open box B, the box will be empty. Which box should you open?

Note that box B was prepared before you enter the room.

Naked.Girl
Posted: Friday, February 10 2006, 11:44 pm
"Try not; do or do not; there is no try."

tannnner
Posted: Friday, February 3 2006, 5:46 pm
Sorry about losing the old index posts, but I did some stuff and it was easier to not save it...

ben
Posted: Monday, January 30 2006, 6:46 pm
 
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